Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Adopt-a-Con (1991)

Kenneth Mars: Tuskernini, Police Agent

Quotes 

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the slug that crawled... Hold the mayo! You're not Megavolt! You're Tuskernini! In a really bad Megavolt disguise!

  Tuskernini : I am *not* Tuskernini and this is an excellent disguise!

• Judge : That's it!

  [hits Darkwing on the head with his gavel] 

  Judge : Darkwing Duck, you're going to jail.

  Darkwing Duck : [dragged out]  But I can't! I've got crooks to catch, fish to fry. I've gotta rearrange my sock drawer!

  [door closes] 

  Tuskernini : [laughs]  Well, boys, it looks like we have the perfect cover!

• Darkwing Duck : [pressing the red button]  Wait 'till the judge sees this.

  Judge : [arriving]  This better be good. Darkwing Duck? I told you to stay away from Tuskernini.

  Darkwing Duck : No problemo, since Tuskernini's not here.

  [Darkwing opens the door and sees Tuskernini before him] 

  Tuskernini : Can I help you, gentlemen?

  Judge : What is the meaning of this?

  Darkwing Duck : [stuttering]  He tried to rob a bank! I saw him!

  Tuskernini : Your honor, I do believe he's trying to frame me again.

  [Darkwing attacks Tuskernini in anger, until the judge pulls him off]