Life with Louie (TV Series)

The Fourth Thursday in November (1995)

Louie Anderson: Narrator, Andy Anderson (Dad), Little Louie

Quotes 

• Andy Anderson : He's just buying their love.

  Little Louie : No one'll ever accuse you of that.

  Andy Anderson : Ya got that right.

• Andy Anderson : Louie, get my surface-to-air missile.

  Little Louie : Sorry, Dad, you know Mom and her stupid rules: no missile silos in the yard.

  Andy Anderson : Ah, I never should've agreed to that.

• Little Louie : [waiting for the turkey to finish cooking]  When's it supposed to pop, Christmas?

  Andy Anderson : So what, we serve it raw. What's a little salmonella among family?