Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Gretzky (2008)
Tyler James Williams: Chris
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Quotes
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Chris : [When Drew plans to skip school to get Wayne Gretzky's autograph] You can't go off by yourself.
Drew : Yes, I can.
Chris : Know where you're going?
Drew : No.
Chris : Got money? What about school?
Drew : No. What about it?
Chris : Did you even think about Ma?
Drew : No.
Chris : She's gonna kill you when she finds out.
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Chris : [to Drew] So what's the plan?
Drew : I don't have a plan.
Chris : Do you even know where Gretzky is?
Drew : The Long Island Wilmont Hotel.
Chris : And you think you can walk right up to the room and get an autograph?
Drew : I haven't thought that far ahead.
Chris : You haven't thought this far ahead.
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Drew : This is taking forever.
[to Chris]
Drew : How long is this ride?
Chris : How am I supposed to know? Didn't you check before you got on the bus?
Drew : Hey, man, calm down.
Chris : No, I'm not gonna "calm down." I don't think you understand how much trouble we're gonna be in. I'm not even talking about Ma anymore. You know what's gonna happen when they realize we're not in school?
Drew : What's the big deal? You always say that they never pay attention to you in school anyway.
Narrator : Drew had a point. Besides Greg, there was only one person who would care if I wasn't in school.
[Scene cuts to Chris' school where Greg is walking down the hallway; Caruso punches him]
Joey Caruso : Morning, shoeshine.
Greg Wuliger : I'm not black. Why'd you do that?
Joey Caruso : I don't know where Chris is.
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Chris : [to Drew] What do you know about Gretzky?
Drew : Well, I know he's a season all-time assist leader, his mom loves soup, and he has a sandwich named after him called "The Great One."
Chris : What's in it?
Drew : Mm, Canadian bacon, maple syrup, oh, and a pickle. Oh, and it comes in a bun shaped like a hockey stick.
Chris : Sounds awful.
Drew : I never had one. It was invented by this chef named Jean Lafleur.
Chris : [scoffs] Man, you know way too much stuff about this guy, Drew.