Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : I thought you guys shook on it. No more practical jokes.
Officer Ziva David : Do you trust DiNozzo?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Point well taken.
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Officer Ziva David : [after realizing that the radar has been stolen] I would not want to be Gibbs right now.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I would not want to be McGee anytime.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Where's DiNozzo?
Officer Ziva David : Uh... He's, uh, got to run an errand?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Never cover for me.
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NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine : Um, Ziva? I don't know if I should say anything or not, but I saw Tony putting something under your car...
Officer Ziva David : *What*? When?
NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine : What, I don't know. When, this morning.
Officer Ziva David : Ha! I told you! I told you he could not be trusted!
[Ziva runs out]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Was Tony really messing with her car?
NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine : No, Tony just told me to tell Ziva that when I saw her.
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Officer Ziva David : Do you think prostitutes get bored? The same work day in, day out.
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Det. Andrea Sparr : So our cases have crossed. Means you can tell me why NCIS was staking out the neighborhood.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Classified Navy equipment was hijacked. Got an anonymous tip it was in a storage building next to the alley where Rowe was killed.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Just learned Rowe was the tipster.
Det. Andrea Sparr : Still conducting the stakeout?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No. No, the equipment was stolen. Again.
Det. Andrea Sparr : Messy.
Officer Ziva David : [holding out her hand to Sparr] Ziva David.
[Sparr glances at Ziva, then turns back to Gibbs]
Det. Andrea Sparr : You dragged me up here to pull the national security, need-to-know card? That Rowe's murder is no longer a Metro case?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No, we investigate the murder together. The theft stays classified.
Det. Andrea Sparr : Do I have a choice?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What's happened?
Officer Ziva David : Goldilocks and Papa Bear found a bed that is "just right." Personally I think she could do better.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Huh?
Officer Ziva David : The jack she is with is gross.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You mean "john."
Officer Ziva David : You know him?