Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Best Friend (2009)

Scott Krinsky: Jeff Barnes

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Quotes 

• Jeff : Does it shock you that 80% of my encounters with women have been without their knowledge.

  Chuck Bartowski : Honestly, I'm more surprised by the other 20%

• Lester Patel : Yeah, sure it's going to blow their minds, but uh, where does all this *lead*? Stadium, groupies, creative differences? And then what? Jeffster breaks up? That's you and me, Jeff! And then what's my fate? Some chambermaid finds me in some hotel room having accidentally asphyxiated while making love to myself! It's not worth it!

  [Storms out. Jeff turns and faces Ellie and Awesome] 

  Jeff : He's such a tortured artist.

• Jeff : [to Lester]  Ever had a dream that's never come true. I'm asking you to sing. Not for you. Do it for me.