Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Kinda Like Necrophilia (2007)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Charlie Harper : [Alan drools over Charlie's sexy, French one-night-stand] Nice, huh?
Alan Harper : Nice? She's magnificent!
Charlie Harper : You should see her naked.
Alan Harper : Can I?
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Alan Harper : [Charlie makes fun of Alan's bicycling outfit] Excuse me. This is what they wear in the Tour De France.
Charlie Harper : [referring to his French one-night-stand] Alan, I just *took* the "Tour De France", and the only thing I was wearing was a smile and a condom.
