- Charlie Harper: [Alan drools over Charlie's sexy, French one-night-stand] Nice, huh?
- Alan Harper: Nice? She's magnificent!
- Charlie Harper: You should see her naked.
- Alan Harper: Can I?
- Alan Harper: [Charlie makes fun of Alan's bicycling outfit] Excuse me. This is what they wear in the Tour De France.
- Charlie Harper: [referring to his French one-night-stand] Alan, I just *took* the "Tour De France", and the only thing I was wearing was a smile and a condom.