Pushing Daisies (TV Series)

The Legend of Merle McQuoddy (2008)

Lee Pace: Ned

Quotes 

• Emerson Cod : You need to tap that.

  Ned : This is Chuck's chance at having a family again. I can't... 'tap' that.

  Emerson Cod : Make it look like an accident. Trip over an ottoman. Dick Van Dyke that ass.

• Charles Charles : Besides, I HATE chocolate.

  Ned : How can you hate chocolate? Everybody at least tolerates it.

• Emerson Cod : Well, hate to be a bitch, but ain't no way in the world I'm taking this case.

  Olive Snook : You think Merle McQuoddy murdered Nora?

  Emerson Cod : Merle McQuoddy's ship returned minus a few oars, making it a very easy leap from captain to killer. Nothing this kid had to say makes me think otherwise. Plus, I don't work in the rain.

  Ned : Clearly, you don't hate being a bitch that much.