The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Tangerine Factor (2008)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Penny : [scares the hell out of Sheldon after touching him in the back]  Do you have a second?

  Sheldon : A second what? Pair of underwear?

• Penny : Thank you so much for your stupid advice!

  Raj Koothrappali : Incredible. You've managed to screw up the screw-up.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, well, you know, this isn't that bad. It just paints the picture of a very affectionate woman who's open to expressing her affection in non-traditional locales.

  Penny : Oh God!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Elevators, parks, movie theatres, out of curiosity, is this subway the transportation system or subway the sandwich shop?

  Penny : Sandwich shop.

• Penny : I swear to God, I am done with guys like that. You know, macho, with the perfect body and the hair, and the money.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, that must get old quick.

  Penny : You know, just once, I would like to go out with someone who is nice, and honest, and who actually cares about me.

  Leonard Hofstadter : What about me?

  Penny : What about you what?

  Leonard Hofstadter : What about if you went out with me?

  Penny : Are you asking me out?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Um... yes... I am... asking you out.

  Penny : Wow.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I was just going off your comment about the nice guy...

  Penny : No, I know, I got that. Yeah, totally.

  Leonard Hofstadter : ...thing and honest but, it's no big deal...

  Penny : Yes.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yes what?

  Penny : Yes, I will go out with you.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Really?

  Penny : Yeah. Why not, I mean, what do I have to lose?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah. That's the spirit

• Sheldon : But why talk to me? Why not Koothrappali or Wolowitz?

  Penny : Well, Koothrappali can't talk to me unless he's drunk, and Wolowitz is... just disgusting.

  Sheldon : Yes, I guess he is.

• Penny : Leonard isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.

  Sheldon : Leonard isn't the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Before we go, have you heard of Schrodinger's cat?

  Penny : Oh, I have heard more than enough about Schrodinger's cat.

• Penny : I guess you're aware that Leonard asked me out.

  Sheldon : He didn't actually say anything, but when he came back to the apartment he was doing a dance that brought to mind the happy hippos in Fantasia.

• Penny : [meeting Sheldon in the hallway]  I'm sorry... look, do you have a second?

  Sheldon : A second what? Pair of underwear?

• Penny : Wanna sit down?

  Sheldon : Oh, I wish it were that simple... You see, I don't spend much time here, so I've never chosen a place to sit.

  Penny : Well, choose.

  Sheldon : There are a number of options... I'm really not familiar enough with the cushion densities, airflow patterns and dispersion of sunlight, to make in informed choice.

• Penny : [about the guy she just broke up with]  He's moved on!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Wow! That was quick!

  Penny : [crying]  That's what I said to the girl with her legs wrapped around his neck.