"The Big Bang Theory" The Bat Jar Conjecture (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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Quotes 

  • Howard Wolowitz : We're going to need a strong 4th for our team.

    Raj Koothrappali : You know who's apparently very smart, is the girl who played TV's "Blossom." She got her Ph.D in neuroscience or something.

    Leonard Hofstadter : Raj, we're not getting TV's "Blossom" to join our Physics Bowl team.

    Raj Koothrappali : How about the girl from the "Wonder Years?"

  • Raj Koothrappali : I say we wait until he looks at us, then laugh like "Yes, you are a smart and strong competitor, but we are also smart and strong and we have a reasonable chance of defeating you."

    Leonard : How exactly would that laugh go?

    Raj Koothrappali : [in high-pitched voice]  He-he-he-he-he-he!

    Howard Wolowitz : That sounds more like "We are a tall, thin woman who wants to make a coat out of your Dalmatians."

    Leonard : Guys, let's remember that Sheldon is still our friend, and my roommate.

    Howard Wolowitz : So?

    Leonard : So, nothing. Let's destroy him.

  • [regarding the equation in the final question] 

    Raj Koothrappali : Holy crap!

    Leonard : What the hell is that?

    Howard Wolowitz : It looks like something they found on the ship at Roswell.

  • Howard Wolowitz : Oooh... more details about the new Star Trek film. There's going to be a scene depicting Spock's birth.

    Raj Koothrappali : I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock's conception.

    Sheldon : Oh, please. For Vulcans, mating - or if you will, pon farr... is an extremely private matter.

    Leonard : Still, I'd like to know the details. His mother was human, his father was Vulcan. They couldn't just 'conceive'.

    Howard Wolowitz : Maybe they had to go to a clinic. Can you imagine Spock's dad in a little room with a copy of "Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears"?

    Raj Koothrappali : How come on Star Trek everybody's private parts are the same? No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk, "Hey, get your thing out of my nose".

  • Sheldon : [discussing their team name for the Physics Bowl]  Teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidating one's opponent.

    Raj Koothrappali : Then we could be the "Bengal Tigers."

    Sheldon : Poor choice. Gram for gram, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strength of the army ant.

    Raj Koothrappali : Maybe so. But you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass.

  • Howard Wolowitz : Okay, we're going to need a strong fourth for our team.

    Raj Koothrappali : You know who's apparently very smart, is the girl who played TV's Blossom. She got a PhD in neuroscience or something.

    Leonard : Raj, we're not getting TV's Blossom to join our physics bowl team.

    Raj Koothrappali : How about the girl from the Wonder Years?

    Howard Wolowitz : Gentlemen, I believe I've found the solution to all our problems.

    Leonard : We can't ask Leslie Winkle.

    Raj Koothrappali : Why? Because you slept together and when she was done with you she discarded you like last night's chutney?

    Leonard : Yes.

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