The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Bat Jar Conjecture (2008)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Penny : Good afternoon, and welcome to today's physics bowl practice round. I'm Penny, and I'll be your host, because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon, and isn't that just a little sad? Gentlemen, are you ready?

• Penny : [Raj whispers something to Howard]  What did he say?

  Howard Wolowitz : He compared Sheldon to a disposable feminine cleansing product one might use on a summer's eve.

  Penny : Yeah, and the bag it came in.

• Leonard : Sheldon, you have to let somebody else answer.

  Sheldon : Why?

  Penny : Because it's polite.

  Sheldon : What do manners have to do with it? This is war. Were the Romans polite when they salted the ground of Carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again?

  Penny : Leonard, you said I only had to *ask* questions.

• Penny : Tweety bird tawt he taw a what?

  Sheldon Cooper : Romulan.

  Penny : [sarcastically]  Yes, he tawt he taw a Romulan.

• Leonard Hofstadter : How do you know these things?

  Penny : I go outside and I talk to people.

• Penny : Isn't a guy who can't speak in front of women gonna hold you back a little?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, he'll be okay once the women are mixed into the crowd. He only has a problem when they're one on one and smell nice.

  Penny : Oh, thanks Raj. It's vanilla oil.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I was actually the one who noticed.