The Brak Show (TV Series)

Splat (2003)

Joanna Daniel: Mom, Brenda

Quotes 

• Dad : Ay, Madre de Dios! It's Zorak!

  Mom : It *was* Zorak. Heh heh

  [kicks his head] 

  Mom : He's dead, all right.

  Dad : I hated Zorak all my life, but now that he's dead I hate him even more because as an unregistered alien without proper driving credentials, I'll go to jail for killing this piece of crap!

• Mom : [about the murder and eating Zorak's flesh]  Brak can't know about this; he'll rat us out!

  Dad : Yes, if anybody could find a problem with eating his best friend, it would be Brak; he's so anal.

• Mom : [using Zorak's severed head as a puppet]  I love you.

  Dad : Well... I love you too, bleeding head of Zorak.

  Mom : Kiss me.

  Dad : Aw... do I have to?

  Mom : KISS MY BLEEDING BEAK! KISS IT!