After a night out watching a horror movie, Brak's mum and dad drive down a lonely road, with Brak's mum laughing at the horror film that she saw, which makes Dad uneasy. Suddenly, Mom accidentally runs over Zorak in the car; to hide the evidence of the murder, Mom chops the body up, turning Zorak's head into a hand puppet. Once home, the pair begin to eat Zorak's flesh, Dad calling it "green chicken". Brak is unknowing of the crime and is given Zorak's skull, which he unknowingly wears as shoes. After eating more Zorak, Mom and Dad are questioned by an officer about Zorak's disappearance, who tells them that their car matches the description given by Clarence, who witnessed the accident. While the officer goes to get his search warrant to inspect the car, Mom and Dad visit Marlon, a party-crazed wizard who can revive Zorak from just one fillet. While Marlon restores Zorak, Brak meets up with Clarence, who saw the murder take place. Brak heads home and tells his mother what Clarence ... Written by
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Ay, Madre de Dios! It's Zorak!
It *was* Zorak. Heh heh
[kicks his head
He's dead, all right.
I hated Zorak all my life, but now that he's dead I hate him even more because as an unregistered alien without proper driving credentials, I'll go to jail for killing this piece of crap!