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2 Hitmen (2007)

Video  |   |  Comedy  |  13 November 2007 (USA)
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Two odd-ball best friends lead a team of wanna-be hitmen as they attempt to become something more in their lives. They will practice and train to be the best hitmen possible, but at the end... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Craig
Ernie Sloman ...
Brody
Cary Y. Mizobe ...
Tito (as Cary Yoshio Mizobe)
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Alessandro (as Mitchell Yapko)
Victor Jaco ...
Tank
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Denise
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Jessica (as April Gilbert)
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Christine
Chase Cunningham ...
Hamster
Stacey Hicks ...
Laura
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Corey
Manny Ramirez ...
Rodriguez
Shirl Eldred ...
Bertha (as Shril Eldrige)
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Hector
Eric Ruiz ...
Paco
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Two odd-ball best friends lead a team of wanna-be hitmen as they attempt to become something more in their lives. They will practice and train to be the best hitmen possible, but at the end of the day. They stumble their way into trouble and learn the hard way about the world of killing for hire. Written by Anonymous

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13 November 2007 (USA)  »

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Delirantes asesinos  »

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$300,000 (estimated)
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The movie theater in which both Craig and Brody work is actually a famous movie house in Moorpark, CA known as 'The High Street Theater' See more »

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Alessandro: Oh... my nads are on fire!
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Written and Performed by The Cribb
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5 December 2007 | by (Finland) – See all my reviews

This is a story about two pothead slackers. They have an idea of becoming hit men and train for that purpose. I know this is supposed to be a comedy, but I don't think I laughed once during the painful 1h 25m runtime. The dialogue in this film is below bad. There are films like Dumb And Dumber where the retarded interaction between characters is done in good taste, but that is not the case here, it's simply horrible. As well as the "acting" which is even worse than the dialogue. I think there's about two minutes film here worth some value to a selected audience. And that audience is teenage boys getting kicks from seeing tits. And even those scenes are squeezed in the film with such a way it makes you want to cry rather than enjoy. So to conclude my review I'll just say that this film is in the top three of the worst movies I've ever seen and not in a good "camp film" kind of way.


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