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2 Hitmen (2007)

Video  |   |  Comedy  |  13 November 2007 (USA)
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Two odd-ball best friends lead a team of wanna-be hitmen as they attempt to become something more in their lives. They will practice and train to be the best hitmen possible, but at the end... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Ernie Sloman ...
Cary Y. Mizobe ...
Tito (as Cary Yoshio Mizobe)
Alessandro (as Mitchell Yapko)
Victor Jaco ...
Jessica (as April Gilbert)
Chase Cunningham ...
Stacey Hicks ...
Manny Ramirez ...
Shirl Eldred ...
Bertha (as Shril Eldrige)
Eric Ruiz ...


Two odd-ball best friends lead a team of wanna-be hitmen as they attempt to become something more in their lives. They will practice and train to be the best hitmen possible, but at the end of the day. They stumble their way into trouble and learn the hard way about the world of killing for hire. Written by Anonymous

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13 November 2007 (USA)  »

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Delirantes asesinos  »

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A VERY good low budget comedy
26 November 2007 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I've seen a number of low budget films (Napoleon Dynamite, Bottle Rocket, Clerks, etc...) and I believe this film, '2 Hit men', is a very funny original film. First off, I watched the movie with low expectations being that it was a straight to DVD release. I found myself surprised at how well the film looked and how strong the music was.

Also, when I think of a low budget film, it normally doesn't involve many characters. This film had some hilarious guys in it (a desert rat, an old Asian guy, an Italian with questionable sexual preference, and a mentally challenged Mexican guy). Aside from the two main characters, this is a lot of 'character' actors moving around the story. And they did it very effectively.

I don't want to give too much away, but the story is relatively simple yet quietly smart. 2 guys want to find more excitement in their life but are continually trying to avoid responsibility and growing up. This leads them to train to be like their heroes from classic films like 'The Professional' and 'Pulp Fiction'. Their training scenes are pretty funny, but there are numerous moments that got me laughing out loud.

Also, I liked how they dropped in a few hot chicks without this being all about nudity. I hate the National Lampoon films that are basically soft-core porn, but they dropped in some hotties without really going to extremes. It was a solid display.

Finally, I will say this about '2 Hit men'...if you want to watch a fun small film and laugh, this is your movie. The movie won't blow you away and you won't find the answers to life in it, but you'll have a good time. I was very impressed with this little comedy and strongly recommend it!

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