House M.D. (TV Series)
Alone (2007)
Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
Quotes
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Dr. James Wilson : [House and Wilson searching the patient's home] What does the diary say?
Dr. Gregory House : Basically a list of her sexual encounters. Boys, girls, vibrating appliances.
Dr. James Wilson : If it was, you'd be quoting, not summarizing.
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Dr. James Wilson : You stole my patient.
Dr. Gregory House : You kidnapped my guitar.
Dr. James Wilson : Give him back.
Dr. Gregory House : Only when you give her back.
Dr. James Wilson : It's a she?
Dr. Gregory House : Well, it's certainly not a dude.
Dr. James Wilson : It's a guitar! You took a human being!
Dr. Gregory House : Now who doesn't have a sense of humor?
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Dr. James Wilson : [over a piece of House's guitar which has been "kidnapped"] Oh, my God. This guy means business, or guys. It could, could be multiple, multiple guys or a gal. Who knows? All I can say is... this reeks of boldness.
Dr. Gregory House : I am not hiring a team.
Dr. James Wilson : You ever tighten a guitar string really, really slowly? Past the point it can handle the strain? It makes this weird sound, almost like a scream.
[squeaking]
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Dr. Gregory House : [on the phone with Wilson] Did you ever see Raid on Entebbe?
Dr. James Wilson : Yeah. In the end, they released the hostages. How's that working for you?
Dr. Gregory House : The Ugandans played fair. They didn't move the hostages on the Israelis.
Dr. James Wilson : Once again, I am in awe of the kidnapper's tactical brilliance.
Dr. Gregory House : [turns on Wilson's TiVo] What is "El Fuego Del Amor" and why do you need 10 of them?
Dr. James Wilson : It's a... it's a telenovela. I'm learning Spanish.
Dr. Gregory House : Well, say adios.
Dr. James Wilson : Are you erasing my TiVo? House! Not the season finale!
Dr. Gregory House : I don't negotiate with terrorists. I smoke them out of their hidey-holes.
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Dr. James Wilson : Where's the restaurant?
Dr. Gregory House : What restaurant?
Dr. James Wilson : The one you said you were taking me to for lunch.
Dr. Gregory House : Oh... ahh...
[points to a house]
Dr. Gregory House : This one's homier. Dibs on the cold pizza!
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Dr. James Wilson : [on the phone with House] Do you know what terrorists do when you don't negotiate? They terrorize.
Dr. Gregory House : Bring it on!
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Dr. Gregory House : [when House's guitar is "kidnapped"] Give it back.
Dr. James Wilson : What happened? Did someone kidnap your guitar? Your 12 thousand-dollar 1967 Flying V? Or something?
Dr. Gregory House : Where'd you hide it?
Dr. James Wilson : I'm flattered you would consider me this bold and brilliant.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah, it takes a cri...
[stops, then sees pieces missing from Wilson's newspaper]
Dr. Gregory House : It takes a criminal mastermind to pull off a heist from an unlocked, unguarded room down the hall. What do you want?
Dr. James Wilson : Me? Nothing. But I'm sure the kidnapper wants what every kidnapper wants: to see you interview 5 to 7 well-qualified fellowship candidates.
Dr. Gregory House : I don't need a team.
Dr. James Wilson : You were bouncing ideas off a janitor.
Dr. Gregory House : And solved the case!
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Dr. James Wilson : [to House] So all you have to do is convince this kid that his girlfriend had a secret doctor, and a secret stash, and a secret life. It's been a while since a patient took a swing at you. Can I watch?