Adam De La Peña: Dave

Quotes 

• Steve Wozniak : Dave, are you sleeping in a dead donkey like a taun-taun?

  Dave : Uh, yeah.

  Steve Wozniak : I love it!

• Dave : What's up dude?

  Jerry : Dude, I just dropped a deuce in the brownie bowl!

• Dave : Dude, you are never gonna bone her. The door is closed. Mary, tell him you're unboneable. The door is locked. But wait, maybe the backdoor isn't. Knock Knock!

  Mary : SECURITY!

• Jerry : [to Todd]  Were you just talking to your mom about nacho cheese?

  Todd : Mother and I share many passions, one of which happens to be *our* passion for nachos, the other, my passion for her.

  Dave : Wow. That is really creepy Todd. When we find out how many people are buried in your basement, are we going to be more shocked or more dissapointed by the number?

  Todd : [annoyed]  What do you a-holes want?