South of the Border: Caliente (Video 2003) Poster

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What a Shame
refinedsugar28 March 2023
No title card. No montage. No intro. Get right to business - straight into the first scene with 'South of the Border'. Not a good omen. I thought if anyone could do Latin women justice it would have been Penthouse, but I guess I was wrong because they don't. This lacks hotness, decent production values and most importantly actual latinas start to finish. Talk about missing an essential ingredient.

"Shannon & Nikki" Nova is the opening girl/girl but neither of them are "South of the Border" (10.5 mins). "Alex" provides an explicit strip on a couch, but she's certainly not Latin (7 mins). "Irene" (7.5 mins) and "Carmen" (5 mins) both fit the bill for once, but their scenes don't deliver. "Lorissa" McComas is certainly not of the Latin persuasion (6.5 mins). "Maritza" (7.5 mins), "Christina" (7 mins) and "Angela" (7 mins) round out this lackluster video. All three can be considered the right nationalities, but their scenes underwhelm too.

Standard strips that are boring or the lady takes too long to get naked is the name of the game here. In hindsight, I should have seem it coming. By 2003 (when this was released) Penthouse was in pretty bad shape and had begun pumping out poor product. You can even question if it's a legit video of theirs. JMH Productions really made it. You can rightfully be wary of any video produced by them in association with Penthouse.
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