Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)
Bowie (2007)
Bret McKenzie: Bret
Quotes
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David Bowie : Oh, the media monkies and their junky junkies will invite you to their plastic pantomine... throw their invites away.
Bret : I'm not really sure what you're talking about.
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Murray : That's good, Bret. Jemaine, you look depressed. Smile!
Jemaine : I'm not supposed to. I'm in a band.
Murray : Who wants to hear a sad band?
Jemaine : Well, this is the cool look for a band.
Murray : But what about when you - hands in the air and smile?
Jemaine : No, that's not what bands do. Bands don't put their arms in the air and smile.
Murray : I've seen that. I've seen musicians do that.
Bret : That's gymnasts, Murray.
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Murray : Hey guys, guess what's in my hand?
Bret : A biscuit?
Murray : Nope, not even close. Jemaine?
Jemaine : Another kind of biscuit?
Murray : No, I haven't got a biscuit, have I? I said no biscuit. It's not gonna be another kind, is it?
Bret : Is it a really *big* biscuit?
Murray : IT'S NOT A BISCUIT!
Jemaine : I don't know. You know I'm not very imaginative.
Murray : OK, well, you've ruined this game, I'll just show you.
[He shows them the muscial greeting card which plays their song]
Bret : That's flippin' awesome!
Murray : Listen to that!
Jemaine : But I thought they weren't gonna...
Murray : Well, Mr. Armstrong said he admired Bret's balls.
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1986 David Bowie : Bret, Bret?... Bret! It's 1986 David Bowie from the movie "Labyrinth."
Bret : Yeah, I know.
1986 David Bowie : So you showed your penis to the man at the greeting-card company?
Bret : That was your idea.
1986 David Bowie : I didn't mean something like that. I only meant something like... I don't know, wear makeup or...
Bret : Yeah, I was wearing makeup. I had lightning bolts on my wanger.
1986 David Bowie : I meant on your face, Bret. On your face.
Bret : So have you got anymore advice?
1986 David Bowie : No. I don't have anymore advice. I've given you all of my good advice. Actually, I've totally lost confidence in my ability to help people. I'm useless.
Bret : Jemaine actually thinks that maybe you're a figment of my imagination.
1986 David Bowie : I might as well be, Bret. I might as well be.
Bret : Yeah.
1986 David Bowie : Anyway, Bret, I have to go.
Bret : Where are you going?
1986 David Bowie : I'm going to a party. I'm already 20 minutes late.
Bret : Sounds cool. Where's the party?
1986 David Bowie : In space, Bret. In space.
Bret : Space?
1986 David Bowie : Yeah. It is quite freaky, isn't it, Bret?
Bret : Yeah... no.
1986 David Bowie : Goodbye, Bret.
Bret : See you, Bowie.
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Bret : So I'm guessing like, if David Bowie isn't that confident, then maybe - maybe most people aren't that confident? Which means... I'm not gonna worry about being confident.
Dave : Yeah, we don't need to worry about being confident.
Bret : Yeah...
Jemaine : But it's not really him though.
Bret : I know...
Jemaine : It's a dream.
Bret : I know, but...
Jemaine : It's your dream.
Bret : I know it's my dream, but you'd still think he'd be a lot more confident.
Jemaine : Yeah, can I have your biscuit, Bret?
Bret : Yeah, help yourself. I'm not eating anymore. I'm a bit too fat.