The Spectacular Spider-Man (TV Series)

Survival of the Fittest (2008)

Josh Keaton: Peter Parker, Spider-Man

Quotes 

• Norman Osborn : What are you babbling about? Put me down!

  Spider-Man : Dude, you are the bossiest damsel in distress I have EVER rescued. Also the ugliest, heaviest, and the first!

  Norman Osborn , Vulture : WHO ARE YOU!

  Spider-Man : Why, I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, of course!

• Flint Marko : [after Alex O'Hirn gets webbed up]  Oh no, not again!

  Spider-Man : Yep, again. What is this, Marko, the third time this summer?

  Alex O'Hirn : Just wait till I get my hands on ya, you skinny little creep!

  Spider-Man : Okay, so Marko, tell me... the new Spider-Signal, too much? It's my first night trying it out, and I'm just not sure it screams "Friendly, Neighborhood Spider-Man". I mean, as a guy with a lot of experience getting thrashed by, well, me... I really value your opinion.

• J. Jonah Jameson : Robbie, where's my layout? Foswell, I ordered that rewrite 12 seconds ago! Lee,I'm not paying you to sit on your keister! And YOU!

  Peter Parker : M-Me?

  J. Jonah Jameson : Yeah, YOU! I sent you for my bagel and schmeer nine minutes ago!

  Betty Brant : You sent Benny, Mr. Jameson, and it's only been three minutes.

  Peter Parker : Uh, actually, sir, I've got something better than a bagel.

  J. Jonah Jameson : Oh, yeah? What's that?

  Peter Parker : A proposal. I think I can get you pictures. Photos of Spider-Man in action. I bet it would sell a lot of newspapers...

  J. Jonah Jameson : What do you know about selling papers? You're a kid! Worse, you're a teenager. Miss Brant, call security. Get this wailing infant out of my face, out of my city room, OUT OF MY TOWN!

  [to Robbie] 

  J. Jonah Jameson : Hey, what the Bugle needs is photos. Of Spider-Man. In action. Now, that would sell newspapers, huh?

• Peter Parker : Aunt May needs my help. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

  Gwen Stacy : Oh, Pete, don't angst, okay? It'll come to you.

  [boards the bus] 

  Peter Parker : [holding up his arms towards the air]  Well, I'm waiting!

  [a newspaper hits his face, with Spider-Man on the front page. Peter knows what he has to do] 

  Peter Parker : I gotta admit... The girl knows her stuff.