Quotes
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Sam Oliver : See that guy over there? I just had a strange vision of him stabbing me.
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : I just ate a strange cupcake.
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Sam Oliver : The paint mixer rodeo! That's one angry looking bull. You sure you're ready for this?
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : This is not my first time in the rodeo, Sam.
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Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : Gravity's my bitch!
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Ben : My dad's super allergic, you know, I couldn't have any pets, so this little guy fills that void.
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : You said I filled that void, Ben.
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Ben : I'm worried about Winston. He's innocent in all this.
Sam Oliver : What about me, man? I'm an innocent. You're not feeding me pretzels and nestling me on your breast.
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : Okay, that's just gross.
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Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : Beta males are in right now.