Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Victor/Victrola (2007)

Taylor Momsen: Jenny Humphrey

Quotes 

• Nate Archibald : Oh, Serena, right?

  Jenny Humphrey : That's funny.

  Nate Archibald : Not really, no.

  Jenny Humphrey : No. Uh, what are you doing in the girls' hall?

  Nate Archibald : I was actually looking for you. Ya know, I really didn't mean anything I said about having feelings for Serena.

  Jenny Humphrey : Maybe you didn't. I just... I mean... I don't even care, but other people might.

  Nate Archibald : Yeah, I know.

  Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, I know, including my brother.

  [Nate starts to give her chocolates] 

  Jenny Humphrey : You bought me chocolates?

  Nate Archibald : Well, I know you care about being friends with Blair and your brother, he's with Serena, and I'm with Blair, and I just really need you to help me out here, you promise?

  Blair Waldorf : Promise what?

  Nate Archibald : Uh, promise to help me come up with a more creative apology than these. I'm sorry for taking you for granted lately, okay?

  [Gives Blair the chocolates he was giving Jenny] 

  Blair Waldorf : That is so sweet. I mean, I prefer the Gold Collection, but thank you.

  [Jenny starts to leave] 

  Blair Waldorf : Hey Cinderella, I think you dropped this at the ball.

  [holds up the bracelet] 

  Blair Waldorf : I hate secrets more than anything, you know that. Friends don't lie and we're friends, right?

  Jenny Humphrey : Right.

• Jenny Humphrey : Thanks for helping me out with the bracelet. I didn't know broken glass could cost that much.

  Blair Waldorf : Well, it was my pleasure. Oh, wait, no, it wasn't. Game recognizes game, little J, but you have to show more respect. This is the last time I've helped you, next time you cross me, I won't be as forgiving.

  Jenny Humphrey : Don't worry, there won't be a next time.

  Blair Waldorf : Good, cause I wanna tell you something. Something nobody knows, not even Serena. You can keep a secret, right?

  Jenny Humphrey : Of course.

  Blair Waldorf : Nate is planning on giving me his family diamond. It's the most incredible ring you've ever seen.

  Jenny Humphrey : Uh, ring, as in engagement ring?

  Blair Waldorf : I remember the first time I ever saw him. Maybe we were just little kids, but I knew, he's the one I wanna marry, and now it seems like he feels the same way too.

  [Jenny just stands there and doesn't say anything] 

  Blair Waldorf : Why are you not happy for me?

  Jenny Humphrey : I'm sorry, it's, it's just been a really weird week, um, there's this stuff with my parents and my family, so maybe I should just go.

  Blair Waldorf : No, maybe you should look me in the eye and tell me what you're hiding. Are you jealous?

  Jenny Humphrey : Of you and Nate?

  Blair Waldorf : Do you like him?

  Jenny Humphrey : Uh, no.

  Blair Waldorf : You think cause you talked to him once in the hall you might have a shot?

  Jenny Humphrey : Blair, it's nothing like that.

  Blair Waldorf : Then tell me what is it like?

  Jenny Humphrey : I don't wanna hurt you.

  Blair Waldorf : How could you hurt me?

  Jenny Humphrey : Yesterday wasn't the first time I talked to Nate. At the ball he told me he wasn't over Serena.

  Blair Waldorf : Why would he tell you that?

  Jenny Humphrey : Because I was wearing her mask and he thought I was her - he kissed me.

  Blair Waldorf : That's enough.

  Jenny Humphrey : Blair... I didn't want you to find out.

  Blair Waldorf : You're dismissed Jenny, for good.

  [Jenny leaves] 

• Jenny Humphrey : [on cell-phone]  No, you don't understand, Vanessa, okay? The store lent it to me for the ball, and if I don't find it, Blair's gonna kill me!

  [sighs] 

  Jenny Humphrey : It's under her name, and she doesn't even know I went!

• Jenny Humphrey : [plaintive]  Mom. It's time for you to come home.