Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Victor/Victrola (2007)

Kelly Rutherford: Lily van der Woodsen

Quotes 

• Lily van der Woodsen : [sees Rufus dusting the ceiling]  Well... this is a new strain of obsessive compulsive.

  Rufus Humphrey : The new art piece projects up to the ceiling.

  Lily van der Woodsen : Oh, still doing anything to get a girl on her back, huh?

• Chuck Bass : Nathaniel, your position in my esteem has been replaced by your voicemail. So Bart didn't go for Victrola, but it seems I've already bought the house out for tonight, and it's not a party without my people or any people. I'll see you there.

  [Chuck staggers and sits down on the ground] 

  Lily van der Woodsen : Long night?

  Chuck Bass : Alfonso made me an omlette, I may have washed it down with a bellini or two.

  Lily van der Woodsen : Father didn't go for your business proposal?

  [Chuck shakes his head no] 

  Lily van der Woodsen : Come on.

  [Lily helps him up] 

  Lily van der Woodsen : Let me help you.

  Chuck Bass : He was born poor, I was born loaded, but if the only way to impress him was if I started with nothing, then why doesn't he just take it all away?

  Lily van der Woodsen : Because he loves you. No good parent likes to see his child go without.

  Chuck Bass : I had the idea. I did the work. He tells me I can't be committed and he's the one screwing 25 year olds, when he's supposedly committed to you.

  Lily van der Woodsen : We're newly committed as recent as last week.

  Chuck Bass : I wonder why he was pawing some Asian chick in his limo yesterday.

  Lily van der Woodsen : How could I be surprised, really? Excuse me.

• Lily van der Woodsen : [deleted scene]  He always did strike me as a boy who wouldn't break your heart. Not on purpose, at least.