Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Sizzling Shrimp (2007)

Joshua Gomez: Morgan Grimes

Quotes 

• Morgan : Help me, Chuck Bartowski; you're my only hope.

• Morgan Grimes : I'm going home now.

  Ellie Bartowski : Now *my* four favorite words.

• Lester Patel : Big Mike must not have been clear about how a sales competition works. The idea here, Morgan, um, is to sell things.

  Morgan : I can't get fired. How will I eat? I'll starve on the soup line. I hate soup. All right? Soup is not a meal. It's hardly an appetizer, for God's sake.

• Big Mike : Sales are down, people. There's too much horsing around. And what this team needs is some good old-fashioned motivation.

  Morgan : I couldn't agree with you more, big man.

  Big Mike : Twenty-four-hour sales competition. Starting now. First prize: iPhone. Second prize: Large pizza, two toppings. Third prize...

  Morgan : Don't even say small pizza, alright? 'Cause that's not a prize, that's a punishment. When I eat a small pizza not only am I still hungry, I'm angry. You wouldn't want me hungry, because then I get cranky. Then I get a little mean. Then I kind of get sleepy.

  Big Mike : Third prize is you get to keep your job.

  Morgan : Oh.

  Big Mike : Last prize: You're fired.

• Chuck Bartowski : I thought you were off this stuff.

  Morgan Grimes : Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Chuck, all right? Daddy needs his fix, you know?

  Chuck Bartowski : You know how I feel about fireworks.

  Morgan Grimes : You know what? To defeat fear, one must embrace fear.

  Chuck Bartowski : I'd rather embrace my limbs. Specifically, all of them.

• Ellie Bartowski : Chuck's not home, Morgan.

  Morgan : My four favorite words.

  [sits down next to her on the couch] 

  Ellie Bartowski : Get out!

  Morgan : Not my favorites. But at least we're dialogue-ing.