Law & Order (TV Series)

Bogeyman (2008)

Anthony Anderson: Detective Kevin Bernard

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• Cyrus Lupo : The M.E. never did an autopsy on the baby. Once they get a diagnosis from the doctor, it's rubber stamp time. The kid was cremated.

  Anita Van Buren : "The Life System" by Ellison Conway. "The bestselling guide to reclaiming your human destiny". How did I get through life without reading this?

  Cyrus Lupo : Well, I couldn't get through it without aspirin, but there's no mention of detoxing babies.

  Anita Van Buren : Well, could the Camerons have imagined the whole thing?

  Kevin Bernard : [handing her a report]  They'd have a hell of an imagination. Sofia's notes. She alleges that there was a conspiracy against them by Systemotics. There's a list there of sabotaged gallery openings, lost friendships, people following them.

  Anita Van Buren : People who write stuff like this usually line their hats with aluminum foil.

  Kevin Bernard : And sometimes commit suicide.

  Cyrus Lupo : And sometimes they're right and nobody believes 'em.

• Kevin Bernard : [at the crime scene]  Ugh. Looks like a contact wound. A lot of women's suicide with a gun?

  [seeing Lupo's look] 

  Kevin Bernard : I don't know. I'm just asking.

  Cyrus Lupo : There's no hard and fast rules.

  Kevin Bernard : I always thought with women, it was either pills or gas. You see a note?

  Cyrus Lupo : No, but maybe she had nothing to say.

  [finding the vic's cell phone] 

  Cyrus Lupo : Messages and missed calls. Somebody was already missing her. Bradley and mom.

  Kevin Bernard : [searching the back seat]  Hey, look at this. What's the rule on bringing cupcakes to a suicide?

• Kevin Bernard : A writer who doesn't leave a suicide note.

  Cyrus Lupo : On the other hand, three chapters in five years? It'd make me suicidal.