The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Road to Ruin or Mine Over Matter/Two Flying Ghosts or High Spirits (1960)

Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Slim, General Consternation, Louis Pasteur, Gaston, Major Hardrock, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Boris Badenov : Well, cheerio! I'm off to Mt. Flatten.

  [Natasha appears and joins him] 

  Natasha Fatale : WE'RE off, dahlink.

  Boris Badenov : What you are doing here, sweetheart?

  Natasha Fatale : Keeping you from stealing moose's mine all for yourself, dahlink.

  Boris Badenov : Who, me? Honey, bumpkin, would I double-crossing own partner?

  Natasha Fatale : You tell me.

  Boris Badenov : [laughs maliciously]  Yes, I would! Okay.

• Natasha Fatale : What are you going to do now, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : You couldn't guess, Natasha? Me? World's number one wheeler? Cold-blooded, nerves of steel? What would I do?

  Natasha Fatale : What?

  Boris Badenov : I cry like baby!

  [cries heavily] 

• Boris Badenov : Won't be long, Natasha. We'll be at Mt. Flatten.

  [Boris rides past Rocky and Bullwinkle] 

  Natasha Fatale : You sure moose and squirrel won't show up unexpectedly?

  Boris Badenov : I'm absotively posilute. By now, they've been blown into itsy little bits. They're goners, capoot, all finished.

  Natasha Fatale : Then who was that we just passed?

  Boris Badenov : G-G-Ghosts! Must have been ghosts!

  Natasha Fatale : Hitchhiking?