30 Rock (TV Series)

Secrets and Lies (2007)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

Quotes 

• Jack : I like when a woman has ambition. It's like seeing a dog wearing clothes.

• Jack : We are lovers.

  Liz Lemon : That word bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and "pizza".

• Liz Lemon : Wait! Isn't she that congresswoman who's trying to...

  Jack : Trying to destroy this company for allegedly turning some children orange? Yes, and therein lies the dilemma. This corporation has a very strict bros before hoes policy.

  Liz Lemon : Wow so you must really have some serious feelings for her.

  Jack : Okay if I can't say "lovers" you can't say "feelings". But yes, it is serious.

• Celeste Cunningham : Jack, I convinced the Sheinhardt Wig plaintiffs to settle.

  Jack : That's fantastic news. What did they end up getting?

  Celeste Cunningham : $5 million each.

  Jack : $5 million each? That's NBA sexual assault money.

• Celeste Cunningham : I should never have listened to a woman who tapes her bra together.

  Jack : Lemon.