Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Math (2007)

Loretta Devine: Maxine

Quotes 

• Maxine : [to Chris]  Pizza is not the only thing you won't be getting if you don't pass this class. What? You want to grow up to be a toll booth operator?

  Narrator : I did, but E-ZPass took all the jobs.

• Maxine : Don't feel bad, Chris. I taught Rochelle everything she knows, but I didn't teach her everything I know. Teaching is a skill. No different than flying a plane.

  Narrator : Except you don't fall 35,000 feet to your death.

• Maxine : Rochelle, all you did was holler at the boy.

  Narrator : My mother was hollering at her boy long before it was cool to holla at your boy.

• Maxine : [to Rochelle]  See, that's another thing. You don't listen.

  Rochelle : If he just did what I said, we wouldn't have a problem!

  Narrator : I did what you said. That's why we're here.

  Maxine : Did you hear what I said? Better yet, do you hear yourself?

  Rochelle : Are you telling me I don't know what I'm doing?

  Narrator : Yes.