Skins (TV Series)

Maxxie and Anwar (2007)

Dev Patel: Anwar

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Quotes 

• Maxxie : What the fuck?

  Anwar : What?

  Maxxie : Bad mood comfy jim jams?

  Anwar : What? You try living with a 45 year old Pakistani woman.

• Anwar : You tried to save my life.

  Maxxie : Well I am fuckin' drunk.

• Chris Miles : What did you do with the drugs man?

  Anwar : What, I don't have any.

  Chris Miles : Thought you were gonna put them in your turbun?

  Anwar : I don't wear a turban Chris.

  Chris Miles : I thought you were gonna get one especially?

• Anwar : Now what?

  Angie : Just walk on!

  Anwar : I'm trying to but they just look so disappointed that I'm not a terrorist.

  Tony Stonem : Well, you're a very dull Muslim, Anwar.

• Anwar : Me name Anwar.

  Anka : Me name Anka.

  Anwar : If only you knew the things I'd love to do to you. Rub my fingers through your hair. Kiss your lips. Kiss your neck. Come on your tits.

  Anka : Sounds like fun.

• Maxxie : It's religion Anwar. It's just stuff. You don't have to believe in it.

  Anwar : But where does that leave me? I'm a Muslim boy. I don't get to choose.

  Maxxie : But where does that leave us?

• Anwar : Wank or tell group? Wank or tell group?

• Sid : Okay so the plan is?

  Anwar : We get in, rescue her, get out, Sid's a big hero, Anwar gets his marbles gobbled. Simple.

• Anwar : If only you knew the things I'd love to do to you. Rub my fingers through your hair. Kiss your lips. Kiss your neck. Cum on your tits.

  Anka : Sounds like fun.

  Anwar : You speak English?

• Anwar Kharral : Now what?

  Angie : Just walk off!

  Anwar Kharral : I'm trying, it's just that they look so disappointed when i'm not a terrorist.

  Tony Stonem : Well, you're a very dull Muslim, Anwar.

  [Everyone stares at him] 

  Tony Stonem : Very dull, indeed.