Skins (TV Series)
Maxxie and Anwar (2007)
Nicholas Hoult: Tony Stonem
Quotes
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Tony : What happened?
Maxxie : Anwar's just switched about me being... y'know
Tony : Blonde?
Maxxie : No!
Tony : Short?
Maxxie : Gay!
Tony : [pause] Shall I give you head?
Maxxie : What?
Tony : [grins] Cheer you up
Maxxie : For fuck's sake! You're supposed to be my friend Tony and I come in here with a problem, okay?
[Tony kisses Maxxie]
Maxxie : You fuck
Tony : We're in Russia! I wanna try something new
Maxxie : I'm, not a hobby Tony. You're not taking up canoeing here
Tony : I've been canoeing
Maxxie : What about Michelle?
Tony : Loves canoeing
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Tony Stonem : I'll give you head. That's friendship.
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Anwar : Now what?
Angie : Just walk on!
Anwar : I'm trying to but they just look so disappointed that I'm not a terrorist.
Tony Stonem : Well, you're a very dull Muslim, Anwar.
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Sid Jenkins : All right, Maxx?
Maxxie : No.
Tony : Why?
Maxxie : Well, Anwar's decided to become a Muslim.
Sid Jenkins : What, like, more Muslim than he was already?
Maxxie : A bit more Muslim, yeah.
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[the morning after Michelle has seen Tony and Maxxie together]
Michelle Richardson : Tony...
Tony : Yes, Nips?
Michelle Richardson : Have you got something to tell me?
Tony : Um, I don't know. I like your hair?
[Michelle stares at him in disbelief]
Tony : No? Your top's nice? I love you?
[pause]
Tony : Any of those?
Michelle Richardson : No.
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Sid : I think I'm about to deliver.
Tony Stonem : Great, just in time for Heathrow security.
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Anwar Kharral : Now what?
Angie : Just walk off!
Anwar Kharral : I'm trying, it's just that they look so disappointed when i'm not a terrorist.
Tony Stonem : Well, you're a very dull Muslim, Anwar.
[Everyone stares at him]
Tony Stonem : Very dull, indeed.
