The Wuzzles (TV Series)

Ghostrustlers (1985)

Alan Oppenheimer: Rhinokey, Crock

Quotes 

• Hopopotamus : Hey, can't a lady do a little dancing?

  Rhinokey : Now now; I just declared Earthquake Prevention Week.

• Rhinokey : Moosel, we said pack light.

  Moosel : Oh. I thought you said "Pack the lighthouse."

• Rhinokey : When she packs a lunch, she has to rent a trailer.

• Crock : Whatever happened to the days when soul food didn't mean shoe soles?

• Flizard : [standing by a newly-made crate with the tail of Crock's vehicle sticking out]  Your car's all packed up.

  Crock : I think somebody packed up your brain!

• Hopopotamus : If this doesn't go, I don't go.

  Rhinokey : Good. See you next year, Hoppo.

• Rhinokey : How do ya like my speedy new cab? It's thirty miles to a bale o'hay.

  Bumblelion : No one can call ya Pokey Rinokey.

• Moosel : Me too.

  Butterbear : Me three.

  Rhinokey : Me five. I was never good at aritheatic.

• Rhinokey : With your talent you should be on the stage, Hoppo. Next one leaves in an hour.

• Crock : And if there's gold in this town, I want it all to my selfish.

  [Brat snarls] 

  Crock : Ourselves, ourselves.

• Rhinokey : Oh, looks like this place is havin' a sale on cobwebs.

• Crock : If at first ya don't succeed, frighten 'em again.

• Hopopotamus : And it wasn't a very funny joke, Rhinokey.

  Rhinokey : Of course not; it wasn't *my* joke.

• Eleroo : We can't let a bunch of little old Poletrygeists scare us, can we?

  Eleroo , Hopopotamus , Rhinokey , Butterbear , Moosel : Yes!

• Crock : Whaddaya mean, real ghosts? The only real ghosts around here will be you, if you don't chase Bumblelion and his friends outta town.

• Crock : Life sure would've been easier if I was born rich, instead of so handsome.

• Crock : Gracious Grizzlygophers!

• [last lines] 

  Narrator : Well, it looks like things are back to normal in Wuz.

  Rhinokey : Let's shake on it.

  Narrator : Peaceful, quiet...

  Rhinokey : [laughs after she's zapped with a joy-buffer]  Gotcha!

  Hopopotamus : I'll get for that, Rhinokey!

  Narrator : And chaotic.

• Hopopotamus : How's about givin' a lady a ride in that there stage?

  Rhinokey : Sure. I'll be back as soon as I find one.

  [laughs]