Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

A Hard Dazed Knight/Do Unto Ogres (1986)

Corey Burton: Gruffi Gummi, Toadwart

Quotes 

• Duke Igthorn : How magnificent do I look?

  Toadwart : Magnificently magnificent, Your Magnifitude.

• Gruffi Gummi : You need a general to watch over your brainless ogre army.

• Toadwart : [of Gruffi disguised in the mechanical armor]  But, Dukey, clever Toadie should be your general, not some ugly planting tin. WHOA - !

  Gruffi Gummi : [lifts Toadwart]  May I?

  Duke Igthorn : Feel free. I do it all the time.

  Gruffi Gummi : Thanks.

  [throws him] 

  Duke Igthorn : I like your style, Black Knight.

• Toadwart : Give me an "O!"

  Ogres : O!

  Toadwart : Give me a "G!"

  Ogres : G!

  Toadwart : Give me an "R!"

  Ogres : R!

  Toadwart : Give me an "S!"

  Ogres : S!

  Toadwart : Give me an "E!"

  Ogres : E!

  Toadwart : What's that spell?

  Ogres : We don't know!

• Duke Igthorn : A Gummi bear!

  Gruffi Gummi : In the fur.

• Gruffi Gummi : Quick, Princess, give me a bear hug.

  [she grips onto him and he bounces, causing the mechanical armor to vault out the window and into the air] 

• Gruffi Gummi : [the armor lands on its fromt and begins to slide downhill]  I can't steer!

  Princess Calla : Leave it to me.

• Toadwart : First of all, I've been overworked, underloved, kicked around, abused, mistreated, cheated, and made fun of once too often.

• Toadwart : I'm not whining... But you don't give me enough respect!

• Toadwart : Please help, Your Guminess.

• Toadwart : I was first in my groveling class, and a diligent worker, and make an excellent footstool.

• Toadwart : He's a domineering, treacherous fanatic.

  [tearfully] 

  Toadwart : I guess that why I worshipped him so...

• Sunni Gummi : Will you please quiet him up?

  Toadwart : With pleasure, your Gummiosity.

• Duke Igthorn : [after Toadwart shrinks back to his normal size]  Why, you little runt!

  Toadwart : Do I still get to keep the promotion?

• Toadwart : Oh, Most Forgivingness One.