Exit 38 (2006 Video) User Reviews

50 pence tooth

[trashgang · 1/10 · 2 December 2014]

So far only one review that must said enough. I found this for almost free and gave it a try but what a hell of a movie this was. Sometimes movies straight to video are okay but this one here is not that good after all.

You can see with the start that this flick is one you will turn off or will watch holding the fast forward. The only thing worth seeing are the girls who all walk bear breasted but hey, this isn't an erotic flick, this is a horror and there isn't any. The vampire is really laughable and one you see at teenage parties, with those 50 pence tooth.

It's a flick you come across a few times at flee markets, if you want to go for the girls pick it up but to see a vampire movie.....i don't think so, i drive by for the next exit.

Gore 0/5 Nudity 1,5/5 Effects 0/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0/5

A dumb script sinks a game cast in a tale of a vampire in a gentleman's club

[dbborroughs · 3/10 · 25 May 2009]

Vampire is being hunted by the FBI. When an attempt to get him goes horribly wrong the vampire flees and sets up shop in a strip club. What the hell is James Hong doing in this film? Clearly he needed the money. The same could be said for Martin Kove, the other big name. A low budget film, made with some ability (The cast mostly tries to sell it), this has a script that just doesn't work, I mean give them points for needing a Chinese master to kill the Chinese(?) vampire but the rest of the film is utter nonsense. You know you're in trouble when I tell you the most interesting thing in a film are the girls in the strip club and their assets. Granted I've seen dumber films than this but that isn't saying much. Take a pass.