Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Spit & Eggs (2006)

Percy Daggs III: Wallace Fennel

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• Veronica Mars : I'm not looking for a pity party.

  Wallace Fennel : That's good, cause I always get stuck blowing up the pity balloons.

• Veronica Mars : Do your own thing at the party, but if you see a girl who looks out of it, sneak up to her drink, dip the coaster in, see if it turns red. If it does, the drink is dosed.

  Wallace Fennel : And if you see a really cute girl and you want to dance with her?

  Veronica Mars : Dance. Just know that your libido caused some girl to get raped.

  Wallace Fennel : That kinda takes the fun out of it.

  Veronica Mars : Hey, it's your life.

  Wallace Fennel : Since when?

  Veronica Mars : See? You give me a hard time, I'm less enthusiastic about giving you the little "thanks for helping" presents I made for everybody this afternoon. Congratulations. You're all twenty-one.

• Veronica Mars : Howdy boys. Anyone up for going to a Pi Sig blowout? Beer and ladies and music and other stuff guys like, I'm sure. Fast cars, loose slots, electronic gadgetry, televised sports, pornography. Nothing? None of this grabs you?

  Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski : We were already planning on going.

  Wallace Fennel : I think everybody at Hearst is gonna be there.

  Veronica Mars : Awesome. Then you can help me out.

  Wallace Fennel : Suddenly it sounds like a lot less fun.

• Moe Flater : I don't exactly know how to put this. It's the sort of thing that makes me hate being a resident advisor, but I have to ask. Someone has been leaving a surprise in the third stall every day for the past two weeks. This person apparently never learned how to flush and it's my amateur medical opinion that he's suffering from what must be a terminal disease. So?

  Wallace Fennel : Not guilty, man.

  Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski : Third stall stage right or stage left?

  Moe Flater : Stage right.

  Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski : Yeah, not guilty either.