House M.D. (TV Series)
Cane and Able (2006)
Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Cuddy] You've been overly supportive this entire week. Either you're hormonal or you're guilt-ridden. And it's too early in the pregnancy for this to be hormonal.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I'm not pregnant!
Dr. Gregory House : Then what did you do wrong?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : He had Addison's. Your last patient. You were right. Gave him one shot of cortisol and he woke up like Rip Van Winkle.
Dr. Gregory House : [smiles a little and leans over to Cuddy's tummy] Oh, your mommy's in such trouble. She's such a liar! That's why you don't have a daddy!
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I'm not pregnant.
Dr. Gregory House : My leg doesn't hurt.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You're in denial.
Dr. Gregory House : No I'm not!
[pauses]
Dr. Gregory House : Oh, you got me!
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [after finding out Cuddy lied to House about his last patient] It's completely unethical.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : He was reckless with a patient.
Dr. Allison Cameron : He was right.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : But he didn't know that. He needs at least some glimmer of humility.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Why does he need that? Because other people have that? Why does he need to be like other people?
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : What's going on with the leg?
Dr. Gregory House : First, tell me what's going on with the boobs.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : If you're feeling pain...
Dr. Gregory House : They're firmer...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : It's called an underwire. I wanna get a pet scan of your brain.
Dr. Gregory House : I think it's hormones.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : As long as there's no increased activity in the thalmus...
Dr. Gregory House : Looks to me like those puppies are going into the dairy business...
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : If you did your morning run, and showered at home, you'd be later than usual.
Dr. Gregory House : [Turns back and yells] I thought of you in the shower.
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Dr. James Wilson : [to House when he comes into work] Ah. Where's the sweat and the B.O.? You've taken such pride bathing us all in your musk.
Dr. Gregory House : Showered at home.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : And yet you're earlier than usual.
Dr. Gregory House : Is this an intervention? It's a little late since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : I'm going to tell him.
Dr. Robert Chase : No, you're not.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Then come up with a cunning plan--and fast.
[walks away]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : She's not as delightful as she thinks she is.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : He was right.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : But he didn't know that. He needs at least some glimmer of humility.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Why does he need that? Because other people have that? Why does he need to be like other people?