SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Lost Mattress/Krabs vs. Plankton (2005)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Administrator, Juror Man #1

Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Defense calls Mr. Squidward to the stand.

  Mr. Krabs : Ah, Squidward. A loyal employee.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Mr... Tentacles, is it? My client has been called cheap. Do you agree with this ludicrous statement?

  Squidward : Yes.

  Mr. Krabs : What?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Let me rephrase the question. Can you recall an instance of Mr. Krabs' generosity in any way?

  Squidward : Nope. Can I go now? My first day off in three years and I have to spend it testifying?

• Squidward : Okay, here's the plan. You two sneak in there, remove the mattress from underneath the guard worm, without waking the worm.

  Patrick Star : Why not?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Because that would be rude, Patrick.

• Squidward : HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF A BANK?

  Mr. Krabs : NO!

• Squidward : You did this, SquarePants! If you don't get Mr. Krabs' mattress back from the dump, I am going to murd...

  [the officer clears his throat] 

  Squidward : Help you do it myself.