Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

If I Were You/Eye of the Beholder (1987)

Will Ryan: Gad, Zook, Ogres

Quotes 

• Duke Igthorn : [as Tummi]  And, now, Private Zook...

  Zook : Uh-huh?

  Duke Igthorn : Put me down!

  [he does, hard] 

  Duke Igthorn : Ah! I didn't say Drop me, you bug-brain nimno.

• Tummi Gummi : [as Igthorn]  Hey, how long do I have to be tied up?

  Gad : 'Til you Dukie again.

  Tummi Gummi : But I'm Dukie now.

  Zook : You not Dukie. He yell at us.

  Tummi Gummi : Naughty ogres.

  Gad : That not Dukie.

  Tummi Gummi : You evil bad guys.

  Gad : Uh-uh. Nope.

  Zook : Nope, nope, uh-uh.

  Tummi Gummi : You muddy stinkers.

  Gad : ...What you think?

  Zook : I think we in big trouble if that Dukie.

  Gad : [Tummi growls]  That close enough. We untie you, Dukie.

  Tummi Gummi : Thanks.

  [goes] 

  Zook : That not Dukie. Dukie never say thanks.

• Zook : [binding him]  Dukie be happy with us.

  Duke Igthorn : Happy? Untie me and I'll show you how happy I am, you cow-brained sons of a wart-seller!

• Gad : [last lines: "If I Were You"]  Better untie Dukie.

  Toadwart : Me?

  Duke Igthorn : Yes, untie me, Toadwart, so I can show you my gratitude.

  Toadwart : Toadie have better idea, Your Furiosity. We go now and prepare your homecoming!

  [Toadwart runs away with the other ogres] 

  Duke Igthorn : Come back here, you toads, GET ME OUT OF THIS!

• Toadwart : [the ogres are tying up Igthorn]  You sorry you messed with Toadie now, eh, Gummi Bear?

  Duke Igthorn : I'm not the Gummi Bear, I'm me, you miserable, little...

  Gad : You not fool us again.

  Zook : Nope. Dukie be happy with us.

  Duke Igthorn : Happy? Untie me and I'II show you how happy I am, you cow-brained sons of a wart-seller! I'm going to stick you in the deepest dungeon and feed you on that infernal Gummi Bear's cooking! AND DON'T CALL ME DUKIE!