The L Word (TV Series)

Legend in the Making (2007)

Jennifer Beals: Bette Porter

Quotes 

• Bette Porter : [at Joyce Wichnia's office]  Tina's not qualified to parent a biracial child.

  Tina Kennard : Oh, yeah, and I was qualified to sleep with one for eight years?

  Bette Porter : Obviously, you weren't qualified for *that*, either!

• Bette Porter : Can I get a sippy cup? Does anybody have a sippy cup!? Jesus!

• Joyce Wischnia : Well, I'm glad to see that you've made your decision.

  Bette Porter : What decision have we made?

  Joyce Wischnia : Mommy dearest one and mommy dearest two will be fighting this out in a court of law... which in the end is not a terrible thing.

  Tina Kennard : How is that not a terrible thing?

  Bette Porter : Yeah, in what universe is that not a terrible thing?

  Joyce Wischnia : Well, in the universe of my bank account for one.

• Bette Porter : [to Tina]  Are you still using iCal?

• Bette Porter : [on the phone with Joyce, about Tina]  What can she do? Worst case scenario if she decides to be the hypocritical monster we already know she is?

• Bette Porter : [on the phone to Phyllis]  Phyllis... Yeah, I can't wait to get started... I will see you on campus on Monday.