Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (TV Series)

Grounder the Genius (1993)

Philip Maurice Hayes: Scratch

Quotes 

• Sonic the Hedgehog : [Sonic is in disguise]  Chip recycler! Any old microchips lying around you want to sell? Like this one?

  Scratch : Hmmm. I've seen a chip like that before.

  Grounder : Naturally you have. It resembles the genius chip I put in my head.

  Sonic the Hedgehog : That's all I wanted to hear!

  [Sonic spins, removing his disguise. Grounder pulls out a remote and presses a button. A grey ray zaps Sonic, turning his feet to stone.] 

  Sonic the Hedgehog : I can't move my feet! What's going on?

  Grounder : Isn't it obvious, Sonic, old boy? My new petrifying ray is transforming you into stone!

• Dr. Robotnik : Scratch! Grounder! Take this computer network sensor, track down the vandal who copied my program, and drag them here.

  Scratch : Yes, your viciousness!

  Grounder : [sniffles]  Does this mean I'm not gonna be a paperweight?

  Dr. Robotnik : It means if you fail me, you're scrap metal. Get going!

• [an intelligent Grounder is playing the piano while Scratch is cleaning the floor] 

  Grounder : Uh, you neglected a spot over there.

  Scratch : All right, all right, all right! I'll get it!

  Grounder : "I'll get it", what?

  Scratch : Ooh! I'll get it, Mr. Grounder, sir.

  Grounder : Ah, splendid. But don't clench your teeth when you address me and we really must engineer an upgrade for that squawk box you call a voice.

  Scratch : Oh, that does it! I don't know what that meant, but I know it's an insult!

• Grounder : [over intercom]  Attention, Scratch. Report to the repair bay and scrub out the pits.

  Scratch : Who does he think I am? Cinderrobot?

• Sonic the Hedgehog : [after Grounder sees through his trick]  Man! There went my best bit!

  Grounder : Nice try, old chap. Heh heh, but you can't outthink me. I've thought of every possible occurrence.

  [Scratch runs in] 

  Scratch : I'm coming, Dr. Grounder!

  [Scratch trips over Sonic's fake trophy and falls on Grounder, knocking his head into the air] 

  Grounder : Except that one. Who'd have imagined Scratch would actually show up to help?

  [sighs] 

  Grounder : I suppose no one's completely imperfect.

• Grounder : What do you mean I'm not smart anymore?

  Scratch : Oh, if you have to ask what I mean, you're not smart!

• Dr. Robotnik : [while flying into the air]  Oh, who needs these wretched chips? I'm already a genius, especially compared to you two.

  Grounder : Aw, gee, Scratch, isn't it great to have things back to normal?

  Scratch : Yeah, normal is right.

  Dr. Robotnik : I hate that hedgehog!

  [the villains fall down and crash]