My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

BB (2006)

Eddie Steeples: Darnell Turner

Quotes 

• Darnell Turner : [finding a hole in the wall behind a Last Supper picture]  I can't believe there's a hole behind this picture. That's a relief... last week it was banging on the wall, and I thought Jesus was mad at me for putting that Darwin fish on the back of the car. Guess it was just windy.

• Joy Turner : Oh, snap! Earl's drivers licence! I'm holding onto this for a rainy day.

  Darnell Turner : Too bad it didn't thunder when you said that. That woulda been cool, like you're an evil genius or something.

  Joy Turner : That would have been cool.

  [holds the licence up and shouts] 

  Joy Turner : I'm holding on to this for a rainy day!

  Darnell Turner : I think you need clouds to thunder.

  Joy Turner : [gasps]  Look at that bird up there! How the hell do they stay up there like that?

• Darnell Turner : Hey guys!

  Earl Hickey , Randy Hickey , Catalina : Hey Crabman!