My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

BB (2006)

Jaime Pressly: Joy Turner

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Quotes 

• Joy : [trips over a painting of "The Last Supper"]  Dammit! Who left Jesus and his buddies down here?

• Joy Turner : You cheatin' son of a bitch! You're supposed to say "Uno" when you only got one card left!

  Earl Hickey : I said "One"!

  Joy Turner : You're supposed to say "Uno"! It's a Mexican game!

  Earl Hickey : Joy, this is why the kids won't play Candyland with you anymore.

• Joy Turner : Oh, snap! Earl's drivers licence! I'm holding onto this for a rainy day.

  Darnell Turner : Too bad it didn't thunder when you said that. That woulda been cool, like you're an evil genius or something.

  Joy Turner : That would have been cool.

  [holds the licence up and shouts] 

  Joy Turner : I'm holding on to this for a rainy day!

  Darnell Turner : I think you need clouds to thunder.

  Joy Turner : [gasps]  Look at that bird up there! How the hell do they stay up there like that?