Three's Company (TV Series)

The Kleptomaniac (1978)

Audra Lindley: Helen Roper

Quotes 

• Helen Roper : [Mrs. Roper asks Chrissy if she can borrow some money to pay for her U.P.S. delivery. Chrissy is short a few dollars and offers Mrs. Roper an I.O.U]  Chrissy, you can't give an I.O.U. to the U.P.S. for a C.O.D.! They might call the F.B.I.!

  [She then laughs as Chrissy looks stupified]