Janet and Chrissy get Jack as a roommate for their Santa Monica apartment. Jack can cook (he's studying to be a chef) and, when called to do so, pretends he's gay to legitimize the arrangement. Landlady Roper wishes husband Stanley showed more interest in her. Written by
Ed Stephan <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
During the earlier seasons' opening credits, the brunette walking by the beach that causes Jack to fall off his bike is Suzanne Somers in a wig. See more
I need a new stove
There's nothing wrong with the stove you have, it works just fine.
Well, I better not break up the set.
An old stove, and old husband, and they both take too long to heat up!
Referenced in Porkchop
Written by Joe Raposo
and Don Nicholl
Performed by Ray Charles
and Julia Rinker See more