Three's Company (TV Series)

The Kleptomaniac (1978)

Joyce DeWitt: Janet Wood

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Janet Wood : We practically called Chrissy a thief, and she's not even mad at us. You know, you're so understanding.

  Chrissy Snow : Yeah. Well, I'll tell you why.

  Janet Wood : Why?

  Chrissy Snow : Well, one day when I was in the fourth grade I sat down and there was a tack in my chair.

  Jack Tripper : I don't see your point.

  Chrissy Snow : I didn't neither.

  [laughs] 

  Chrissy Snow : To get even, after school, I pushed Tommy Dallas into a mud puddle.

  Janet Wood : Oh, because he was the one who put that tack on your chair?

  Chrissy Snow : No, it wasn't him. It was someone else. It's so simple, don't you understand?

  [they look at her nonplussed] 

  Chrissy Snow : You see, I did something to someone who turned out to be what he wasn't because I thought he did something that he didn't.

  Jack Tripper : [in weird little boy voice]  Some day I'm going to kill you, Chrissy.

  Janet Wood : Jack...

  Jack Tripper : No, I'm just... Don't worry about it, Chrissy. Hey, that scar you got from the tack is hardly noticeable.

  Chrissy Snow : [on her high horse]  How do you know?

  Janet Wood : Yeah! How do you know?

  Jack Tripper : You're forgetting today I was painting outside your bedroom window.

  Janet Wood : Jack, you...

  Jack Tripper : By the way, Janet, that's a lovely birthmark you've got on your...

  [she chases him out]