It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom (2006)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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• Mac : Charlie, I have a real dilemma on my hands. Now, normally I would never talk to you about these things because you're so incredibly unreliable, but Dennis, Dee, and Frank are all directly involved in this and I gotta tell somebody man, I am bustin'! Okay... Dennis' mom tried to have sex with me!

  Charlie Kelly : Interesting...

  Mac : Yeah, man! She got naked, she came on to me, I mean that woman is straight crazy but I think I wanna bang her, man! I know I shouldn't do it, it's...

  Charlie Kelly : I think you should do it!

  Mac : ...What?

  Charlie Kelly : Look, an opportunity like this only comes around once in a lifetime, right?

  Mac : Right!

  Charlie Kelly : And so you'd be a fool to let it slip through your fingers.

  Mac : Yeah! That's what I'm thinking! But, it's Dennis and Dee's mom.

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah, well that means that no one ever, ever's gonna find out.

  Mac : That doesn't make any sense.

  Charlie Kelly : It doesn't have to make sense.

  Mac : You're right, I'm gonna do it!

  [they both laugh maniacally]