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Botched (2007)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 18 April 2008 (Ireland)
During a heist in Russia, a professional thief finds himself dealing with serial killers, insane hostages, double-crossing psycho Russian hardmen and the real possibility of a horrible death.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
David Heap ...
Auctioneer
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Hugo
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Ritchie
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Mr. Groznyi
Igor Chistol ...
Greg Jeloudov ...
Thug 2
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Peter
Russell Smith ...
Yuri
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Sonya
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Helena
Gene Rooney ...
Katerina
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Anna
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Dmitry
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Boris
Zak Maguire ...
Alex
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Storyline

Ritchie Donovan is a professional thief whose luck has just run out. The only survivor from a heist that goes terribly wrong, Ritchie is forced to take the rap and is sent to Russia to steal a priceless antique cross locked in a safe on the penthouse floor of a Moscow skyscraper. Things start badly and go rapidly downhill when, during the robbery, Ritchie and his Russian accomplices are forced to take hostages because they are trapped by the police on the unused 13th floor. Written by Anonymous

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Comedy | Horror

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1.85 : 1
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Goofs

The doorknobs are American-style, not European and certainly not Russian. See more »

Quotes

Dmitry: [speaking into the intercom] Can anybody hear me? Can anybody hear me?
Fake Cop on Intercom: Greetings comrade!
Dmitry: Oh thank God! You have to get the police, various people are trying to kill me!
Fake Cop on Intercom: What is your handle?
Dmitry: [confused] Huh?
Fake Cop on Intercom: I said, what is your handle?
Dmitry: I don't have a handle, I don't have a handle!
Fake Cop on Intercom: Oh you've got to have handle, mine is...
Dmitry: I don't want to know your handle! Just listen! I got on this lift, and you're thinking, 'Hmm, normal passengers, ground floor please.' No, three of them had done a robbery and ...
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Crazy Credits

No animals or humans were hurt in the production of this movie with the exception of Ken Tuohy, one of the producers, who's feelings were slightly hurt on one occasion. See more »

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Referenced in The Soup: Episode #12.48 (2015) See more »

Soundtracks

Air on a G String
Composed by Johann Sebastian Bach (as J.S.Bach)
Performed by Media Classics
Published by Chappell
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Fantastic B movie with some genuine LOL moments
26 October 2007 | by (Sydney, Australia) – See all my reviews

I thoroughly enjoyed this film. I am a massive fan of the horror/b movie genre dating back to Evil Dead days, and this movie didn't disappoint. With a superb cast of non-Russian speaking actors, it was well done. The twists in this movie are well thought out and dare I say original for once. And the humor, well, it doesn't come any blacker than that. I was most impressed by the gore factor, it wasn't massively over the top like others make it out to be, i was quite surprised by how they sometimes went with "less is more" logic. Very well orchestrated.

A well chosen movie by Stephen Dorff. Keep them coming mate.

9/10


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