The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (TV Series)

The Good, the Bad and the Tigger (1991)

Michael Gough: Gopher

Quotes 

• Piglet : Oh, Pooh Bear, why did you do it?

  Pooh : I don't know, Piglet. Why did I do it? Um, what exactly is it that I did, exactly?

  Rabbit : You took a train without asking you... you... train robber! Now, how about an alibi?

  Pooh : Why, thank you, Rabbit! But, I'm not sleepy yet.

  Piglet : If you don't confess soon, you'll have to face the... judge.

  Gopher : [Pooh, Rabbit, and Piglet look at the judge, who happens to be Gopher. He is playing a harmonica, singsong]  And guess who gets to play the judge.

  [Normal voice] 

  Gopher : Looks like there's gonna be a swingin'!

  [Cackles maniacally] 

  Pooh : A swinging? Oh, how wonderful! I love to swing!

  Piglet : Oh, d-d-d-dear!

• Tigger : I can't take it! I'm going stir-crazy! I want out! Out I tell ya! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

  Pooh : But, Tigger, we've only been in here five minutes.

  Tigger : Oh, yeah. Seems like six.

  Eeyore : Your life looks even more depressing than mine right now. Never thought I'd hear myself say that.

  Piglet : [Sniffling]  I... I'm disappointed in you, Pooh.

  Pooh : [Allowing Piglet to blow his nose on his shirt]  Me, too, Piglet. I shouldn't have done what I did. Even if I didn't know what I did.

  Tigger : Come on. Go easy on Buddy Bear, sherrif. I think he ate too much honey and couldn't help himself.

  Rabbit : I'm afraid it's too late for that! You two are going to get just what you deserve!

  [He points to where Gopher "the Judge" is sitting, playing the harmonica] 

  Gopher : Looks like there's gonna be a double swingin' tonight!

  [Cackles maniacally] 

  Pooh : How wonderful! Do you think I could go first?

  Tigger : No! No! I cannot do it!

  [Getting on his knees] 

  Tigger : I confess, sherriff! I did it! I"m the train-napper! Pooh had nothing to do with it.

  Piglet : You mean Pooh's innocent?

  Tigger : Yes! He told me not to take the train, but I wouldn't listen. He was just a fall-bear in all this.

  Piglet : [Lets Pooh out of jail, and gives him a big hug]  Oh, Pooh! I'm so glad you're not a low-down, no-good, lousy train-napper!

  Pooh : Why, thank you, Piglet. I'm glad to hear it, too.

  Rabbit : But, what happened to the train, Tigger? It's not like it could have just rolled off by itself!

  [He hears the train whistle and sees the train coming] 

  Rabbit : Then again...

  [shouting] 

  Rabbit : *Run*!