Press Start (2007 Video)

Al Morrison: Lin-Ku

Quotes 

• Forest Guardian : Must you pummel me with my unborn children?

  Zack Nimbus : [looking at the tomato in his hand]  Sick... I never thought about it that way...

  [beat] 

  Lin-Ku : Do it anyway!

• Sam : [notices the door to the abandoned ninja academy is locked]  Great, the door is locked.

  Zack Nimbus : Well, can't we break the glass?

  Lin-Ku : [fed up]  That's NINJA glass! You can't break NINJA glass!

• Lin-Ku : [after talking to Zack about last night with Sam, and Zack is oblivious to the fact that Sam is a girl, but Lin-Ku thinks that Zack is gay]  I knew there was something off about you, but I don't understand! You liked the visions of the tournament girls, right?

  Zack Nimbus : Yeah, cause I'm straight.

  Lin-Ku : But, you don't like Sam?

  Zack Nimbus : No! He's a guy!

  Lin-Ku : [stares blankly, then angrily backhands Zack]  Sam's a CHICK, moron!

• Shopkeeper : [after receiving the trophy in the training arena]  If there's anything you ever need, you can expect my prices to be more than reasonable.

  Lin-Ku : Hmm...

  [nods to Sam and Zack and then swings his axe at the Shopkeeper] 

  Lin-Ku : HYAH!

  Shopkeeper : [just axed in the skull]  AGGH! OW! WHAT DID YOU DO!

  Sam : [angrily]  What the hell did you do THAT for?

  Lin-Ku : I wanted to see if my weapon could hurt him!

  Zack Nimbus : What!

  Lin-Ku : I was curious! I didn't know if my weapon could hurt normal people!

  Zack Nimbus : Why WOULDN'T it?

  Lin-Ku : Well, they're normal, not enemies! They're good guys!

  Zack Nimbus : That's a reason NOT to hit them!

  Lin-Ku : Well, now I know.

  Sam : He's not gonna be happy when he gets better. We should get out of here.

  [Leaves quickly, as the others follow suit] 

  Shopkeeper : [still moaning in pain] 

  Lin-Ku : [looks around, and returns to pick up his axe from the Shopkeeper's skull] 

• Lin-Ku : [fighting Sasori and Lei Gong]  Wait! Don't kill them!

  Zack Nimbus : Did you say DON'T kill them?

  Lin-Ku : I know, it felt weird.

• Sam : You could use some more experience. And there's one skill you haven't even learned yet.

  Zack Nimbus : I am NOT playing Jackamo.

  Lin-Ku : Oh, it's not Jackamo.

  Sam : [cut to interior dance studio; Sam is holding cards with arrows on them]  It's very simple. You just follow the arrows. They'll tell you where to put your feet.

  Zack Nimbus : Why am I doing this again?

  Lin-Ku : It's important!

  Zack Nimbus : You've got to be kidding me.

• Zack Nimbus , Lin-Ku : [after making it to Count Vile's throne room]  HAH!

  Count Nefarious Vile : I've been expecting you!

  [turns around to see no-one behind him] 

  Zack Nimbus : [offscreen]  Lin-Ku, this is a closet.

  Lin-Ku : Well, all these doors look the same!

  Zack Nimbus : Wait, is that one it? Go check!

  [Lin-Ku pops his head out, and motions to Zack to come in, and Vile is staring at them] 

  Zack Nimbus , Lin-Ku : Uh, the doors, they all look the same, kinda confusing, you know. You should have these thing labeled...

  [quickly snap out of it] 

  Zack Nimbus , Lin-Ku : HAH!

  Count Nefarious Vile : I've been expecting you!