Average suburban youth Zack Nimbus is recruited by an ill-tempered ninja and a tough-as-nails space soldier to save the world from a tyrannical, but comically insecure, sorcerer.
Get Your Tokens Ready
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[after talking to Zack about last night with Sam, and Zack is oblivious to the fact that Sam is a girl, but Lin-Ku thinks that Zack is gay
I knew there was something off about you, but I don't understand! You liked the visions of the tournament girls, right?
Yeah, cause I'm straight.
But, you don't like Sam?
No! He's a guy!
[stares blankly, then angrily backhands Zack
Sam's a CHICK, moron!
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