The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Joy of Sect (1998)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney
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Quotes
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Fox TV announcer : You are watching Fox.
Homer Simpson , Marge Simpson , Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : [all in a trance] We are watching Fox.
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Jane : A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia.
Homer Simpson : [gets given a leaflet] Hmm. Makes Sense.
Jane : We're having a free get-acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
Homer Simpson : How much is this free resort weekend?
Glen : It's free.
Homer Simpson : And when is this weekend?
Glen : It's this weekend.
Homer Simpson : Uh-huh. And how much does it cost?
Glen : Um, it's free.
Homer Simpson : I see. And when is it?
Glen : It's this weekend.
Homer Simpson : And what are you charging for this free weekend?
Bart Simpson : Come on, Dad. The team's arriving.
Homer Simpson : [being dragged away by Bart] It's free, right?
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Homer Simpson : These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch! Oh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the others.
[places it on a bench marked "Leader Beans"]
Marge Simpson : Homer, you know I always try to put the best face on everything, but THERE'S NO FACE ON THAT DAMN BEAN! We hate it here! And your family wants to leave!
Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : No, we don't, Mother. We love the leader!
[Maggie takes off her pacifier, revealing she too is brainwashed]
Marge Simpson : NOOOOO!
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Bart Simpson : Church, cult. Cult, church. So we get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our day to day lives?
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Lisa Simpson : Dad and all these other people are obviously the product of mental conditioning.
Bart Simpson : Yeah, maybe it'll wear off like his interest in CB radio.
Homer Simpson : That's a negatory, good buddy!