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(TV Series)

(1998)

Quotes

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Homer Simpson: Out of my way, jerkass!

Homer Simpson: Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?

Glen: What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there!

Homer Simpson: Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.

Hans Moleman: [in a "Just Crichton and King bookstore"] Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?

Bookstore Owner: Get out.

Fox TV announcer: You are watching Fox.

Homer SimpsonMarge SimpsonBart SimpsonLisa Simpson: [all in a trance] We are watching Fox.

Smithers: Actually, thanks to our creative bookkeeping and corporate loopholes, we only pay about $3 in taxes a year.

Mr. Burns: $3? We're getting screwed.

Jane: A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia.

Homer Simpson: [gets given a leaflet] Hmm. Makes Sense.

Jane: We're having a free get-acquainted session at our resort this weekend.

Homer Simpson: How much is this free resort weekend?

Glen: It's free.

Homer Simpson: And when is this weekend?

Glen: It's this weekend.

Homer Simpson: Uh-huh. And how much does it cost?

Glen: Um, it's free.

Homer Simpson: I see. And when is it?

Glen: It's this weekend.

Homer Simpson: And what are you charging for this free weekend?

Bart Simpson: Come on, Dad. The team's arriving.

Homer Simpson: [being dragged away by Bart] It's free, right?

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Groundskeeper Willie: [Homer, Bart and Lisa are tied up in a dark room with only a small dim light on] Oh, you're gonna break like matchsticks, I promise you that.

Ned Flanders: [coming through the door, turns on the big light] Hey, I made some Rice Krispies Squares for our hungry deprogram-erinos.

Groundskeeper Willie: Oh, man! You ruined the atmosphere, you daft pansy!

Ned Flanders: Well, this is my rumpus room.

Groundskeeper Willie: Don't call it that!

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Lisa: Watch it, Dad, you're the highly suggestible type.

Homer: Yes, I am the highly suggestible type.

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Homer: I've joined the Movementarians, Marge.

Marge: You WHAT?

Homer: I've joined the Movementarians. And so have all of you.

Marge: We WHAT?

Homer: All I had to give them was our life savings, the deed to our house, and a commitment of 10 trillion years of labor.

Marge: I can't go along with this, Homer.

Homer: Marge, when I join an underground cult, I expect a little support from my family.

Lisa: Do you think you might have been brainwashed, Dad?

Homer: I haven't been brainwashed.

[Goes glassy eyed]

Homer: Kill the girl. Kill the girl.

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Reverend Lovejoy: This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first, let's pass the collection plate.

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Kent Brockman: Springfield has been overrun by a strange and almost certainly evil sect, calling themselves The Movementarians. In exchange for your home and all your belongings, the Leader of this way out... and wrong religion, the Leader claims he'll take believeres to the planet, Blisstonia. Excuse my editorial laugh.

[laughs]

Kent Brockman: But...

[pauses]

Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I just learned of a new change in management. Welcome, Movementarians. I love you, perfect Leader... and new CEO of KBBL Broadcasting.

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Mr. Burns: You see me as a God, right, Smithers?

Smithers: Absolutely, sir.

Mr. Burns: You'd kneel before me, wouldn't you?

Smithers: Boy, would I.

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Homer: And to think I turned to a cult for mindless happiness when I had beer all along.

Marge: Mmmmm...

Homer: And you, Marge, the bringer of beer.

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Jane: We're having a free get acquainted session at our resort this weekend.

Homer: How much is this free resort weekend?

Glenn: It's free.

Homer: And when *is* this weekend?

Glenn: It's this weekend.

Homer: Uh-huh, and how much does it cost?

Glenn: Um, it's free.

Homer: I see, and when is it?

Glenn: It's this weekend.

Homer: And what are you *charging* for this free weekend?

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